http://www.theapt.com/broadcast a daily cultural column curated by stefan boublil and an all-star team of life commentators Mon, 08 Mar 2010 13:07:31 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en what a night for hollywood it was last night. everybody's tits came out! one for all and all for one cause, that of agreeing to promote their industry by pretending to care what the other one thinks. while in fabulous attire. i wore american apparel, thank you for asking. now, ... http://www.theapt.com/broadcast/?p=24945 and now, just because i can, and it's friday at 4pm, i bring you the lucky finalists of american apparel's completely necessary best bottom in the world competition. chose wisely. have a wonderful weekend. kiddies, kitties, shield your eyes... http://www.theapt.com/broadcast/?p=24937 http://www.theapt.com/broadcast/?p=24934 why can't sony sell its products anymore? well, part of the answer is that they don't have any products to sell sure. but they did at some point. have products, know how to sell them. look! it's so sad because whenever i need a new electronic gizmo, my first instinct ... http://www.theapt.com/broadcast/?p=24932 i remember being a child and being held hostage by a rapist in his suburban light-less basement. assuredly, no laughing matter, but the fact that i was wearing a pale pink lacoste polo shirt, at a time when i was admittedly confused by my sexuality choices, did make the ordeal ... http://www.theapt.com/broadcast/?p=24846 let me translate: "everyday looper, the coolest iphone looper ever" also, the chorus goes: " to go food shopping, i'm too lazy, i only eat ramen noodles in the same cup as powdered milk... but it's so good!" also, this is genius. buying the app now! (thx gary) http://www.theapt.com/broadcast/?p=24928 "i have an idea!" the young german dude with a blond goatee just hired to spend those now worthless traditional advertising deutschmarks on something else said... "instead of folding back those millions into actually making better cars and living up to our name and long-forgotten value of innovation, let's hire ... http://www.theapt.com/broadcast/?p=24710 you love chicken. no, no, you loooove chicken... you can't live without it. crispy and tender at the same time, peculiarly bland yet unmistakably tasty, unquestionably vile and so ubiquitous as to believe them pet-worthy, especially cooked. you come to me with that love, to build you a home that ... http://www.theapt.com/broadcast/?p=24925 an update, if you will, to bob dylan's subterranean homesick blues succeeds in making me watch long enough to see if the digital rotoscoping obstructions ever miss a beat. they don't. http://www.theapt.com/broadcast/?p=24922 "it was impossible until he did it" is something i used to repeat ad-infinitum (and nauseum) to my designers in the days of sharing one office space. they were sick of it but how else do you answer someone who tells that "nobody can live in a black apartment!" sometimes, ... http://www.theapt.com/broadcast/?p=24920