73. stop reading lists that tell you what to do with your life.

i like griffin products, and i love the iphone, but i’ve already got 27 other cases for the thing, all with one cool feature. actually, i have one case, it’s rubber and it does nothing. well, it protects, but it sure doesn’t have a zoom lense, or a battery life-extender, or a hand lotion dispenser. (go ahead, belkin. you can have that one.)

aaaaaaaaaaah, babe. lucy clarkson, to be sure. she’s like the 18th incarnation of lara croft, not angelina jolie, and not in any movies starring angelina jolie. sooooo, i don’t know. just go with it. the world is going to heck in a grocery bag, but lucy is not letting it get her down. she’s got important topless tanning, lounging, diving, and showering to do. and who are we not to photograph it?

get a load of the tourist checking her out in the shower. his wife is just like, “let’s go, henry! eyes forward!!!”

omg how creeptacular is that picture?! funny part: i’ve never been scared by a black and white movie, but black and white pictures? whole other story. but this is manageable scary. also i love these segues (and links):

“i started my flickr account as a low-key way of promoting my opium museum website, which is in turn a low-key way of promoting my book the art of opium antiques.”

not sure if i’m late to this party or what but holy cow elettra rossellini wiedemann is a perfect specimen. and italian lingerie line yamamay agrees with us. for the later-to-the-party-than-thou, elettra is isabella rossellini’s daughter and her face and body are total sneak attacks. she has this very all-american pretty plain girl look but then WHAMMO! what just happened and why are my pants so tight? exactly.

kanye goes cher. and robert smith. i like it. good direction. and fader was right when they compared it to solo thom yorke. it is steril, freeze-dried emotion. now we wait for the indie rock cover versions. srsly, sit back, it wont be long.

do not look directly into these photos. cos they’re awesome! that reminds me, i’m thinking about putting up lost ecomony fliers on all the telephone poles in my neighborhood. answers to the name moron. he’s a 14 year old springer spaniel with a drooling problem. and needy. very needy.

talk about a bail out plan (and speaking of louis vitton), check out what one million dollars in cash really looks like… yep, it looks like one million dollars. not as neat as in the movies, but, still, we’ll take it.

there you have it. proof conclusive that james franco is perfect. it’s science! er, it’s a computer program, rather. the funny part is, nearly everyone of the other photos looks better in the before. stupid science computer machine programs. see, they don’t know everything.

remember that tour they did back in the late 90′s where it cost like a billion dollars a night and everybody hated the songs and the pomp, pop, and drama of the whole thing? part 2. no, i’m kidding. actaully, the idea of bono scoring a comic book musical sounds like a perfect match. there’s almost an inherent stage presence and direction built into the lyrics of most u2 songs. .. i’m going to see it. one ticket sold. there. only 40 million more to go!

holland blonde marloes horst’s measurements are: height: 174cm/5’8.5″ bust: 85cm/33.5″ hips: 90cm/35.5″ and waist: 62cm/24.5″. (and yes, she’s 18. i checked. ) her favorite things are: sleeping, her best friend tynke, and her mobile. OMG. you’ll never guess how many of those things are my favorite things, too!!!

it’s ironic that in america we are so concerned with controlling so many different populations of animals, controlling when then can and can’t be hunted and how many may be killed but this is perfectly legal, any time of the year. maybe china is onto something. what does this have to do with india? i’m not sure, exactly. i wish i was there right now, though. or hanging out with andy warhol.