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    theaptSHOWS

    May 5, 2009

    megan-fox-esquire-11it’s like the good people at esquire turned to 1983’s best-selling tome “12 things guys love in hot chicks” handbook when they shot megan fox for a little ditty, they call, good morning megan…

    please follow along…

    abnormally stretching while waking up to emphasize tits: check
    man’s white shirt: check
    swimsuit: check
    beer swig: check
    tossing and turning: check
    flames!: check
    over-chewing oblong bread thing: check
    picking off crumbs off chest as if it was nothing: check
    leaning over to check makeup in little black dress
    making sure fastening mechanism on garter belt is secure: check
    licking of lips: check
    chris cornell soundtrack: check

    scarlett-moetlike a fetish heroine right out of joe shuster’s shameful secret, moet & chandon, an heretofore reputable champagne brand, has hired one scarlett johansson to appear in their new ads while holding a flute between her toes… now, i am doing better than expected after viewing such blatant bait but i can’t help but wonder what would make an established company step, ever-so-slightly, into the japanese porn category. not that i am complaining, at all, i feel that this is the right path to take for the young actress, one that will undoubtedly lead to a clio, but i fear nonetheless for the brand that dips a toe (master of words!) in the pool of salaciousness… does sex sell? good question.