i hope that you believe me when i tell you that i am utterly delighted that v magazine is unveiling its size issue next week. i love the big ladies and their big lady parts. especially the folds, huge fan of the folds. and don’t think i’m fibbing just because i’m married to a 5-foot, 90-lb love gerbil, we always want what we don’t have, don’t we?…
i don’t know why photographers and models always have to take euphemistic verbal detours when putting out product that should unambiguously be simply titled, heidi’s tits… who’s with me?! these tasty pictures are from rankin’s new book heidilicious and could just as easily have been a compendium of the klums’ favorite children’s recipes. which it’s not. thankfully.
ever the celebrity rebel, using nudity as a weapon, everyone’s favorite second wife is naked in purple mag and, apparently, loving it. very nice touch of keeping the mormon haircut while exhibiting characteristically non-mormon behavior…
although not mutually exclusive, it’s always hard to put together the fact that a man who can be such a tool can also have such good taste. this short film, we were once a fairytale, directed by spike jonze and featuring everyone’s favorite interruptor of youth has finally hit the ones and zeros and tells us of a drunk night at a nightclub with the entitled aforementioned. the story doesn’t go where you’d expect it and the result is just wonderful. this reminds me that in most of the rest of the world, there is a real market, and thirst, for short films, and i would love to see more filmmakers give the format a chance, for its own sake, not to “build a reel.” 10 minutes spent in the company of a well-developped group of characters who do not have time to meander sounds more fulfilling that an hour and 45 minutes spent in the company of these people…
i guess i couldn’t exactly go the whole day without mentioning kate beckinsale’s latest bestowed honor. frankly, i’m a little surprised and disappointed that this year’s coveted award didn’t go to vikki blows. you know, her name is vikki blows… oh, never mind!
heidi klum continues to make seal’s life an easy one by agreeing to pose as the world’s sexiest pinups in a new series by mark seliger now for sale at guy hepner in hollywood. make sure you click the full size picture to get to the loupe. then use the loupe to study the pixels. i’m using the loupe. loupe. goodnight.
