i have two important questions for you on this very special mid-week post:

1. does your sex life bore you to the limits of your defunct imagination, especially in the realm of full-body stimulation?
2. would you like a chance to be one of the few and proud to lounge in the black apartment for an evening while improving the aforementioned skills?

if you answered yes or hell, yes! to either or both of those questions, boy do i have an opportunity for you! with an ...
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you have till april 12th to be pretend-scandalized by rankin's eat me naked exhibit at a.galerie.

also, this is how i imagine natasha looks when she tells me she's playing squash...

and now, just because i can, and it's friday at 4pm, i bring you the lucky finalists of american apparel's completely necessary best bottom in the world competition. chose wisely. have a wonderful weekend. kiddies, kitties, shield your eyes...

9 to 5 days in porn does a rather good job at looking at an industry in which day-to-day boredom is rarely documented. from sasha to bella to the dubious place of men, every facet is looked at with a keen eye on detail and objectivity.

i surely am not one to dissuade or even discourage the use of nudity in order to sell anything but i wonder about the effectiveness of such transparent tactics to sell these shoes. again, happy to be looking at over-designed tits but somebody should perhaps ...
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trying to occupy your mind until moses comes down the mountain with his tablets? i have just the thing... newly released final shots from terry richardson's failed attempt at classy-ing up pirelli's brand name with the publishing of the 2010 calendar. why this shoot couldn't have taken place at brighton beach to save hundreds of thousands ...
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glorious ad for damaris directed by justin anderson and showcasing what survey said women did most of the chores wearing... obviously.

sometimes, i envy the french version of freedom... being able to create this kind of aids prevention commercial film must feel so, oh i don't know... supair koule. here, i have to put a nsfw tag on this post, there it appears during the evening news, yet we stand as the global defenders of freedom of speech. is that weird? (via ...
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not ever one for subtle subliminality, ellen von unwerth strikes again with fräulein, a collection of smudgy black and whites and faded colors of impossibly desirable members of the opposite sex from mine, specimens so twirly, playful and naked that it is a wonder there were made from a vulgar rib...

this video for the single paradise circus, new from massive attack is really a short form documentary about georgina spelvin, a certain miss jones with a devil eating her up inside. the imagery is graphic and hypnotic. not sure it does the music a service but ...
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vikki blows. is it naive to believe that i would be much happier with her than i would be with my wife? i mean, can vikki blows write contracts and raise children children? i'm sure she can. can my wife shovel the driveway wearing only mittens in the middle of a nor-easter? i don't think so...