saint laurent. and his art collection, too... wasn't that a clever post title? i thought so.

they're not a bad video game, either.

oh, man. i love hitachino nest (they sell it on the corner by theapt!) and now there's even more to love. the eurasian eagle owl bottle cos they're the biggest, that's what i'm calling it, is pure love. the small bottles are nice, but they feel like even less ...
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the swimsuit issue seems like a year ago already and i haven't even held a paper copy in my hands. and why would i? there are pleanty of b-sides, bodypaints, and videos to check out online. the magazine did mean something, once. before the internet. but now it just becomes one of one million wesbites i will click through on any given day. how sad. oh well. ...
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this isn't a review, according to the writer/reviewer, well, it is, but really it's more like a giant nerdgasm, from a nerd who can't handle his dosage. this piece makes me LOL as much as it makes me nervous. is this the type of review we have to look forward ...
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the quotable karl. i smell holiday bathroom book! you know the kind. tiny, square, front and center at barnes and noble during the holiday rush. could be a hot stocking suffer! the perfect gift for the playful fashionista in your life!

i never got into munch. his paintings always looked like bad high school art to me. "woe is me" to the 99th power. the inability to paint a right angle (there's one!). it was too muddy, to middling. it wasn't until i saw an actual munch exhibit that i understood the real power of his work. up close it's something else entirely. ...
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now, i don't want to get all fug girls, but... WHO ARE YOU, AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH OUR GWYNETH? are those leather shorts? is that a botox filled face? are you lily allen? what the hell is going on here?!?!

collage. it's what all the cool kids are doing these days. i'm really enjoying this one, in particular. and i like to think that the person in this piece is obsessively thinking about that picture of olivia munn a couple posts below. same color harmony, ya know.

ooooooow, so life-like! is there a human in this photo, or is that a cartoon? her cleavage looks like bart simpson mooning skinner.

maybe not as good a name as van der woodsen, but still. also, i think katarina here could hold her own, so to speak, against serena's bang & olufsens. eyes up!

confess: i have a growing obsession with isle of the dead, (not to be confused with this) arnold boklin's best known painting for which he created at least four distinct versions. the suspense, the mystery, the anticipation, you can almost hear the horror ...
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