Every headline that ends with "… and how you can fix it" is wrong.
— The Considered Life (@consideredlife) May 22, 2015
Kid at the doctor's office: "This is the waiting room but we don't have to go in there because I know you don't like people."
— stefan boublil (@stefanboublil) May 21, 2015
The thought of a world without David Letterman on TV is sickening to me.
— Jesse Thorn (@JesseThorn) May 20, 2015
I don't get "side dock" people, what do they want?!
— stefan boublil (@stefanboublil) May 19, 2015