if you put a blue lamborghini in the picture in your magazine, then i will rip it out and put it on my wall. no i don't care that your magazine is digital. i'm still going to rip it out of the magazine. you've been warned.
steve coogan gets a lot of shit. courtney love trashed him as some kind of sex/drug-crazed loony that forced her do do outrageous shit and said that he was the cause of owen wilsons suicide attempt (er, and how's her history with suicides?) cos they were coke buddies. the press needed a bad guy and steve coogan fit the bill. no one really knows who he is or why he's hilarious and everyone loves owen wilson, so bam, done deal. but let's think about this for a second. now what did courtney love look like the last time you saw a picture of ...
how fucking good are movies these days? if you're a comic book nerd, this truly is the golden age of cinema. if you happen to be the girlfriend of a comic book nerd who's more into jane austen than tony stark, well then, you're fucked. this summer is literally the worst time in history of film for non-superhero-loving girls to go see a movie. slim pickens does not even come close. digressions aside, how balls cool is star trek going to be?!?!
in high school i did a report on the great wallenda (karl wallenda) because everytime i would help my grandfather out in the yard and he would get on the roof to clean the leaves out of the gutters he would say, i'm the great wallenda, i need no hand or help! i had no idea who he was talking about, so i investigated it. i ended up learning way too much about tightrope walkers, familys that do it, and the man on a wire, philippe petit. good stuff.
my thumb is like my cock. pretty self-explanatory, no?
omg, omg, omg, our office windows have been copyranted!! a little background to those pictures for those just joining us... they are part of the apartment's ever-ongoing effort to save the world through the ultimate form of recycling. that's right good people, our bodies have been reprocessing matter since the lord saw fit to create us, a few thousand years ago, but all this time we have been too stupid to put that wonder-material to good use. well, no longer! that is why we have created
i can understand that the pun was almost irresistable but but should have workd harder, most trusted name in news.
and evidently, your name is time. for that is the evil that has befallen the vdl research houses by richard neutra. these amazing glass houses are in los angeles and the poisonous air has got them down. they're looking for $1M for operating expenses and restauration. you should go ahead and contribute, especially if you were thinking of buying in to this, don't.
omg look how many drums neil peart has!!! almost as many action figures as the guitarist has by his pedals. btw, does anybody know that dude's name? it's geddy lee, neil peart and... oh well. so colbert's had rem and rush play live in the studio. that is some solid rock n roll diversity right there.
"if you think of matthew mcconaughey as a celebrity product, he's one of the most consistently branded and immediately recognizable products on the planet."
ha. but you know what? she's right. er, right on, rather. mcconaughey's life is actually spent doing the things that you see mcconaughey doing. all the time. he is a living breathing surfing logo for himself. bring on the brand expansion.
